Boot the Dispute

It's a thing that solves your problems!

We all have disagreements and arguments! Why let them drag on with no resolution in sight? Skip the discussion, set aside your feelings, and Boot that Dispute instead!

Boot the Dispute is an elegant, minimal, app designed to solve all your problems. Simply get everyone together, have each person put a finger on the screen, and let the app decide who wins, who's right, and who's the best! Also try single-player mode (one finger) and get positive affirmations to take with you through your day.

Boot the Dispute has proven to be 100% successful* at resolving a range of arguments, such as:

○ What's for dinner? ○ What board game are we playing tonight? ○ Who's paying for coffee? ○ What truly is the nature of morality? ○ Shampoo vs conditioner? ○ Are we living in a simulation? And if so how do I access that rad space with endless shelves of everything I could ever need? ○ Is a hotdog a sandwich?

Boot the Dispute features audio by super creative artist Floor Baba, check them out on Bandcamp!

*100% success rate is 100% subjective - your mileage may vary. This app is for entertainment purposes only, please don't come for us if our suggestions create further disputes, ok? But DO contact us with fun stories and situations that Boot the Dispute helped you out with, suggestions for improvements, bug reports, and so on - we actually do read all messages!