Squabble: Settled

Can't agree? Let ten tiny AI judges settle it. Free, private, on your phone. All verdicts run on-device with Apple Intelligence. (Cheaper than couples therapy)

Squabble convenes a panel of AI judges to settle your everyday disputes — in under a minute, completely on your phone, for free.

Can't agree on who should do the dishes? Who was actually in the right? Whether that was a foul? Pick your judges, type your case, and let Squabble decide.

TEN JUDGES. ONE VERDICT.

Each judge has a distinct personality and rules independently. The Pragmatist cuts straight to what works. The Empath weighs the emotional toll. The Logician demands airtight reasoning. The Devil's Advocate argues against whoever's winning. Assemble a panel of five or eight — then watch them deliberate live.

COMPLETELY LOCAL

Every verdict runs on-device. Nothing leaves your phone.

THE FULL CAST

• The Pragmatist — results over feelings, every time • The Empath — weighs hearts over logic • The Logician — if it doesn't follow, it doesn't count • The Devil's Advocate — argues against whoever's winning • The Elder — rules by precedent and respect • The Mediator — always hunting for the compromise • The Idealist — judges what should be, not what is • The Skeptic — trusts no claim until it's proven • The Realist — observable facts only, no ideology • The Contrarian — breaks consensus on principle

HOW IT WORKS

Pick your panel of judges Each party types their side (up to 80 words) Watch the panel deliberate live — verdicts arrive one by one The majority rules

Squabble is a playful way to settle everyday disagreements. It's all in good fun — not legal advice, and not meant for serious disputes. Requires Apple Intelligence (iOS 26.1+, supported devices).