Squabbler

THE REF TALKS NOW Record your argument and a hyped announcer calls it LIVE, then reads the ruling out loud. Fresh retro-arcade look. Who won? Settle it.

Your group chat doesn't need more debate. It needs a referee.

Squabbler settles real arguments like a sport. Feed it the fight and seconds later it hands down a verdict built to screenshot straight into the chat.

Feed it the fight, get the receipts:

• A who-won % split (you vs. them) — an actual score
• The funniest zingers, pulled and ranked
• A short, savagely funny breakdown
• A one-line ruling, made to screenshot
• A petty little "what to do next" tip

Pick your referee:

• Unbiased — calls it straight, suggests a real compromise (boring, we know).
• Biased — 100% your side, roasts the other person.
• Delusional — unhinged. You won. You always won. There is no version where you didn't win.

Feed it however you've got it:

• Record the argument live
• Upload the audio
• Drop in the iMessage screenshots
• Attach a PDF
• Or just paste the text

Great for couples, roommates, friend groups, and any group chat that's been "discussing" the same thing since Tuesday.

Free to start: 2 arguments a day, 90 seconds each. Squabbler Pro unlocks unlimited arguments, no time limit, and all three modes.

Win the fight. Then win the screenshot.

For entertainment only — a comedy referee, not a lawyer, therapist, or couples counselor. Do not cite it in court. Or at dinner.

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