Roast Mi!

No Excuses. Just Roasts and transformation.

Tired of your own lame excuses? Sick of empty toxic positivity that never works? Roast Mi is your no-BS accountability partner, here to roast every excuse you hide behind, and give you the unfiltered wake-up call you need to stop wasting your life.

No sugarcoating, no coddling, just hard truths that push you to take action. You set a goal. You map out a plan. Then you come up with a million excuses to put it all off. We’re here to call you out on it.

The app stores are flooded with soft, coddling motivational apps that pat you on the back even when you’re sabotaging your own goals. Your friends let your excuses slide to avoid conflict. Your family won’t hurt your feelings. But the unfiltered hard truth is: your excuses are killing your potential.

What you don’t need is another generic pep talk or empty affirmation. What you need is a wake-up call, a brutal, no-holds-barred roast of every lame excuse you make to avoid taking action. That’s exactly why we built Roast Mi.

KEY FEATURES Custom AI Roasts: Tell us your excuse, get a personalized, sharp roast to snap you out of procrastination Multiple Intensity Modes: From playful lighthearted roasts to brutal no-holds-barred truth bombs, pick your level Unlimited Generations: VIP members get unlimited roast requests, no daily caps History Tracking: Look back at your past roasts to stay accountable to your goals 100% Ad-Free: No interruptions, just pure accountability

AUTO-RENEWABLE SUBSCRIPTION INFO Roast Mi offers three auto-renewable subscription options for premium access Monthly VIP Membership: 4.99 USD, billing period: 1 month Quarterly VIP Membership: 12.99 USD, billing period: 3 months Annual VIP Membership: 49.99 USD, billing period: 1 year

Payment will be charged to your Apple ID account upon confirmation of purchase Subscription automatically renews unless auto-renew is turned off at least 24 hours before the end of the current billing period Your account will be charged for renewal within 24 hours prior to the end of the current period, and the cost of the renewal will be confirmed at that time You can manage and turn off auto-renewal at any time in your Apple ID account settings after purchase Any unused portion of a free trial period, if offered, will be forfeited when you purchase a subscription All refund requests are subject to Apple's official App Store refund policy, and must be initiated through your Apple ID account

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AGE RESTRICTION This app is intended exclusively for users aged 18 and older, in compliance with the Google Gemini API Terms of Service. It is not directed at, or intended for use by, individuals under the age of 18.

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