Procrastination Insult Timer

Name: Procrastination Insult Timer
Rating: 1 (1 reviews)
Author: Ideang Productions AB

By: Ideang Productions AB App

Time is running. You're not.

Overview

Version:

1.2

Last updated: 2026-09-08

Features & Capabilities

Set a timer. Get roasted every 20 seconds until it runs out. All three roast packs are free. Pro unlocks longer sessions - 3 days free, then $0.99/week.

STOP PROCRASTINATING. START WORKING.

Procrastination Insult Timer is the only productivity timer that bullies you into focus. Every 20 seconds, you get roasted — hard. No fluff. No mercy. Just savage honesty that keeps you from doom-scrolling your day away.

Set your timer. Pick your roast pack. Get to work.

FEATURES

900+ UNIQUE ROASTS — ALL PACKS FREE • Random — general motivational roasts • Sassy — extra sarcastic, full of attitude • Dark — edgy humor, not for the faint of heart

LIVE ACTIVITY The countdown and your current roast sit on the Lock Screen and in the Dynamic Island. Close the app. Lock your phone. You still can't escape.

POMODORO MODE 25 minutes focus, 5 minutes break. Classic — but meaner. Get roasted through both.

CUSTOM TIMERS 1–60 minutes. Choose your preferred pain level.

THE RECORD Every session you finish, every insult you take, and the roasts you thought were worth keeping.

DAILY REMINDERS Get a nudge (or slap) to stop procrastinating.

WHY IT WORKS

Most productivity apps are too nice. They whisper. They let you quit.

This one doesn't. It's designed to keep you uncomfortable enough to stay focused. Every roast is a reality check — funny, sharp, and a little too true.

You can skip, pause, or quit — but the app will call you out for it. The only way out… is through.

No streaks. No guilt for missing a day. Just the work, and someone rude enough to keep you at it.