Swipe Council

You are the AI assistant to a startup CEO who clearly has no idea what he is doing. Every day brings another absurd decision. Swipe left or right. Choose badly and the company collapses — choose too well and it collapses too.

Four meters decide your fate: Runway, Hype, Team Morale, and CEO Sanity. Keep every meter between 0 and 100. Let one run empty or overflow and it is game over, with a painfully funny ending of its own.

• 645 cards packed with dry startup satire
• Four eras: Garage, Seed, Series A, and Unicorn
• Recurring characters with distinct voices and agendas
• Choices whose consequences return days later
• A reproducible daily run
• More than 40 collectible ending scenes
• Share your downfall with a score card
• Fully playable in Dutch and English
• No account, ads, analytics, or internet required

How long can you keep FlopCorp alive?