COFOUNDER

Climb the buzzword ladder — Big Data, AI, AGI, whatever's hot this quarter — and ride the hype to a $1,000,000,000 valuation in 12 months.
Post hot takes (they can backfire). Raise round after round. Pivot at exactly the right moment. Maybe even ship something — carefully: real revenue makes investors nervous.

- Turn-based, 5-minute runs — one more month, one more round
- A live feed that reacts to everything you do
- A rival startup racing you to the unicorn
- Survive due diligence, a congressional hearing, and a co-founder who wants out
- Every lie leaves a paper trail — the epilogue remembers
- Choose your exit: IPO, sell to Big Tech, or quietly cash out
- Unlock founder archetypes: the Dropout, the Nepo Baby, the Ex-McKinsey Partner…
- Revenue: who cares...

No ads, no accounts, no data collected. Works offline. Just the funding climate of our time, in your pocket.