First Rule: Don't read the comments

manifest.json

{
  "update_url": "https://clients2.google.com/service/update2/crx",
  "manifest_version": 2,
  "name": "First Rule: Don't read the comments",
  "description": "Removes all of the comments from the internet",
  "author": "Eric Harty",
  "version": "1.2",
  "icons": {
    "128": "icon.png"
  },
  "options_ui": {
    "page": "options.html",
    "chrome_style": true
  },
  "permissions": [
    "storage"
  ],
  "content_scripts": [
    {
      "matches": [
        "*://*/*"
      ],
      "js": [
        "data.js",
        "script.js"
      ]
    }
  ]
}