First Rule: Don't read the comments

Removes all of the comments from the internet

First Rule: Don't read the comments - Chrome Extension

First Rule: Don't read the comments is a Chrome extension that blocks comments across the web, helping you avoid the negative effects of reading them. Keep your sanity and follow the first rule of the internet by never even seeing the comments. You can also enable comments for specific websites through the options page.
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Extension stats

By: Ebscer
Users: 12
1
Rating: 5.00
(1)
Version: 1.2 (Last updated: 2017-04-14)
Creation date: 2017-04-13
Risk impact: Low risk impact
Risk likelihood:
Manifest version: 2
Permissions:
  • storage
Size: 37.04K

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Not available on Android
Not available on Firefox
Not available on Edge
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Extension summary

Everyone knows not to read the comments on the internet, but far too often you reach the end of an article and the comments are just there, and you get stupider as a result of reading them.

This Chrome extension blocks comments across the web, and help you keep your sanity.

The First Rule of the internet is "Do not read the comments" and it is a lot easier to follow that rule if you never even see the comments.

For the odd site where you do want to enable comments, the options page lets you turn off blocking for any particular website.

Extension safety

Risk impact

First Rule: Don't read the comments requires very minimum permissions.

Risk likelihood

First Rule: Don't read the comments has earned a fairly good reputation and likely can be trusted.

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