First Rule: Don't read the comments
Removes all of the comments from the internet
What is First Rule: Don't read the comments?
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Summary
Everyone knows not to read the comments on the internet, but far too often you reach the end of an article and the comments are just there, and you get stupider as a result of reading them.
This Chrome extension blocks comments across the web, and help you keep your sanity.
The First Rule of the internet is "Do not read the comments" and it is a lot easier to follow that rule if you never even see the comments.
For the odd site where you do want to enable comments, the options page lets you turn off blocking for any particular website.
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First Rule: Don't read the comments is relatively safe to use as it requires very minimum permissions.
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First Rule: Don't read the comments has earned a fairly good reputation and likely can be trusted.
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