Udder Clicker: Incremental

Six new cows and a County Fair every week. Pick who's on the stand. Daisy remains unimpressed.

Squeeze. Pour. Repeat.

Udder Clicker is an idle game about one deadpan cow and the dairy empire she's about to build. Pull up a stool and squeeze. She'll give you a look. The farm keeps working after you put the phone down. No sign-in, and it plays fine with no signal.

THE SQUEEZE Use as many fingers as you like. Keep a steady rhythm and the combo tube fills, then bursts gold. Squeeze long enough and the pops get louder and the phone starts to buzz.

GOLDEN PAILS A golden pail drifts across the screen soon after you start, and every few minutes after that. Catch it for a Frenzy (seven times the milk), a Squeeze Frenzy (seven times every tap) or a heap of free pails. Catches stack.

THE DAIRY Seven steps up the ladder, from Farm Hands to the Milky Way. Buy one level, ten, or as many as your pails allow. Own 25 of one kind and its output doubles, and again at 50, 100 and beyond. The milk price drifts through the day; watch for a high.

THE TANK While the app is closed she keeps milking, as long as the tank holds: eight hours to begin with, up to a full day once you have upgraded it. Come back to a card telling you how long she was gone and what she gathered. If you want a nudge when the tank is full, she can holler (optional, and it never leaves your phone).

CHORES AND MILESTONES Three fresh chores every day: squeeze, feed her, catch a pail, buy a few levels. Each pays on the spot; all three earn a cowbell. The farm-day count forgives one missed day, and 25+ milestones pay in pails.

SELLING UP Milk a million litres on a farm, then sell it and start over with golden cows. The more you have milked in all, the more are owed. Each one adds 10% to all your milk, for good, and earns a cowbell for the Golden Shop: permanent perks that outlast every sale. The tank and the piggy bank stay with you.

ADS Udder Clicker is free and shows ads. Watch buttons are always optional: double the welcome-back haul, take an extra boost, double a golden pail or the day's chores, or try a coat for an hour. Leaving the udder screen can also bring a short ad break. No Ad Breaks is a one-time purchase that ends them for good, the Golden Cow ends them too, cracking the piggy buys a day without them, and Dairy Club members see no ads at all.

COUNTY FAIR A new fair every week, with its own twist and a ladder of ribbons. Visitors drop by while you are away and leave souvenirs.

THE HERD Nine newcomers join Daisy as you play, each with her own look, voice and a perk that stays. Put one on the stand and she is the cow you milk, and her perk counts twice.

THE PIGGY BANK A slice of everything you spend drops into the piggy. Crack it when it is fat.

THE WARDROBE Name her, then pick a coat from six: some earned by playing, the rest unlocked together by the Golden Cow, a single purchase that is yours to keep.

HER MOOD Feed her and she milks faster. Neglect her and she slows down. She never runs away and is never in danger.

DAIRY CLUB (OPTIONAL SUBSCRIPTION) Members get double pails on every squeeze, double milk while you are away, boosts with no wait and no daily cap, double golden pails and daily chores, half again on every piggy crack, and no ads: every Watch reward arrives without watching. Choose yearly (with a 3-day free trial for new members) or monthly. It renews on its own until you cancel, and your Apple Account is charged at confirmation and at the start of each new period. To skip the next charge, cancel at least 24 hours before the period ends under Settings > Apple Account > Subscriptions. Terms of Use (Apple's standard EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/ Privacy Policy: https://telepaxa.com/cow-clicker/privacy

ON YOUR PHONE Your farm is saved to your own iCloud, so a new phone picks up where the old one left off. No account needed.