All Hands

Mandatory fun. Fight the AI, challenge colleagues, run a Showdown on the big screen or throw eight fighters into a Restructure. Your office, but with fists.

Settle it like professionals.

All Hands is an arcade-style fighting game set in your workplace. Build a cartoon version of yourself, start an office, share one link, and take on your colleagues with staplers, standing desks and performance reviews, all announced with total seriousness.

FOUR BUTTONS, REAL DEPTH Light, Heavy, Special, Super. Tap Light three times for a combo, point a direction and press Special to unleash one of four equipped specials, and spend your meter on EX moves and a super. Controls are quick and forgiving, so you land your first special in the first fight and keep finding new tricks long after.

ALWAYS A FAIR FIGHT Every fighter has identical health, speed and hitboxes. Body type, height and outfit are purely cosmetic, and nothing you unlock ever makes you stronger.

PLAY IT YOUR WAY

• Fight the AI at the Water Cooler, from Super easy to Brutal.
• Career: climb the ladder from Team Lead towards CEO, boss by boss. Clear all five levels for the Grand Prize and the title "CEO of Everything".
• 2 player: pass the phone, find someone nearby, or send a link or QR code.
• Restructure: up to 8 fighters on big stages with hazards, on this device against the AI or your friends.
• 5pm Friday mode: the office after hours. Nobody wants to be here.

SHOWDOWN: A TOURNAMENT FOR THE WHOLE OFFICE Host a Showdown, share the code, and everyone joins from their own phone. Put the big screen on the Wall to watch every match live at once, or Spotlight one fight for the room. AI fighters fill any empty seats, and players who are out can keep watching from their phone. The bracket, the champion and the podium are all there.

YOUR OFFICE, YOUR ROSTER

• Complete your "employee profile": body, face, 21 hairstyles, outfits, glasses, hats and a desk slogan.
• Start an office and invite colleagues with a link or a QR code for the kitchen noticeboard.
• Walk the office floor, check everyone's desk plaque, and challenge a colleague.
• Earn Annual Leave for every fight, with daily Water Cooler bonuses and win streaks, and spend it in the Shop on new looks and moves. Every result is verified by replaying the fight.

FRIENDS, REPLAYS AND TRASH TALK

• Send and accept friend requests, then challenge them any time.
• Quick chat in online fights uses preset lines only. No typing.
• Watch any fight back, jump to the highlights, or export a clip to share.
• Gamepads and keyboards supported.

SAFE FOR THE WHOLE TEAM Cartoon slapstick only, no ads, and no photos: avatars are cartoons you build yourself. Office admins can approve new members, set a language filter and remove anyone with one tap. Names, titles and slogans are filtered for language, and you can report or block anyone. Delete your account whenever you like from Settings.