BitSimp

Speak a joke into your phone, and it's written and saved instantly. Sort it, edit it, build stand-up comedy sets, and run your bits on stage.

BitSimp is the ultimate joke notebook built for stand-up comedians. Capture bits the moment they hit your imagination, shape them into sets, and run those sets on stage.

CAPTURE

• Record a bit out loud and get it back as text (optional transcription — you choose to turn it on)
• Type or dictate straight into the editor
• Recordings are saved on your phone as you talk, so a crash or dead battery doesn't lose the idea
• Works without a signal; changes sync when you're back online

SORT

• Every bit lives in Drafts, Keepers or Killers — move it with a swipe
• Search your whole book in a second
• Group related bits into chunks, and group bits and chunks into sets
• Run times for every bit, measured from your actual stage runs or transcription times

BUILD SETS

• Drag bits into a set and see the total time against your slot
• Add transition notes between bits
• Work on a random draft when you need a push

ON STAGE

• Stage Mode shows your set as swipeable cards or a simple setlist
• A clock with your time limit, plus a buzz at one minute left and when time's up
• Record your set and play it back later, with a marker for every bit
• Workout mode for rehearsing the bits that need the most work

PROOF OF PREMISE

• A dated, tamper-evident record of your exact words, timestamped by an independent time authority. It is a dated authorship record for your jokes!

BITSIMP PRO Unlimited sets, unlimited transcription, and Proof of Premise dated authorship records. BitSimp Pro is an auto-renewing subscription, billed through your Apple ID. It renews unless canceled at least 24 hours before the end of the period. Manage or cancel anytime in your App Store account settings.

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