Pet Pass: Official Pet Papers

Issue your pet an official passport ID: personality profile, known crimes, rarity rating and stamps for every adventure. Then share it and watch the group chat lose it.

Every good pet deserves papers.

Pet Pass issues your dog, cat, rabbit, bird, reptile or horse an official-looking passport — complete with a portrait, a machine-readable zone, a personality profile and a record of known crimes. It takes about a minute, and the result is made to be shared.

HOW IT WORKS • Take an official portrait (hats only if fabulous) • Fill in the particulars: name, species, breed, birthday • Answer an eight-question interview written for their species — sandwiches and doorbells for dogs, laser dots and cardboard boxes for cats • The Ministry reviews the application… and APPROVED slams onto the cover

WHAT'S INSIDE EVERY PASSPORT • A laminated data page with zodiac sign and a real-looking MRZ • A personality archetype — The Devoted Chaos Agent, The Devoted Aristocrat, The Theatrical Drama Monarch… • Known crimes on file, from rotisserie chicken theft to unlicensed sofa occupation • A rarity rating: Rare, Epic, Mythic or Legendary, based on how unusual their answers really are • A daily forecast (73% chance of zoomies around 5 pm)

STAMPS & STATS Log walks, grooming, vet visits, outings and milestones as stamps. See streaks, time outdoors, spending, grooming due dates and exactly when and where every visit happened.

PHOTO ALBUM Take or import photos into a private album, tag your pets, and set any shot as their passport portrait.

FIELD GUIDE 60 breed profiles for dogs, cats, rabbits, birds and more, with temperament, care tips and health notes — available offline.

SHARE IT One tap turns the passport into a story-sized image, ready for Instagram, TikTok or the family group chat.

PRIVATE BY DESIGN • No account needed • Photos and records stay on your device • Nothing about your pets leaves your phone unless you share it

PRICING • Free to use, with an occasional full-screen ad between screens (never while you're creating or sharing a passport) • Diplomatic Status: a one-time unlock that removes all ads and adds unlimited pets plus five premium covers (Royal Crimson, Forest Service, Space Agency and more). No subscription.

Personalities, crimes and rarity are generated for fun. No real government was involved (sadly).