Vacuum Cleaner Simulator 2026

New: Hot Chrome! Swallow the glowing battery and the whole house turns pink chrome for 20 seconds, with double points. Plus real slurps when things go up the hose.

Be the vacuum cleaner. Swallow socks, chairs, the couch and the toilet, chase the screaming cat, then blow it all back out.

Vacuum Cleaner Simulator 2026 is a comedy physics sandbox where you are the machine and the mess is not going to clean itself. Drive through a six-room house, suck up crumbs, dust bunnies, socks, toy bricks and coins, then level up until chairs, the couch, the fridge and the toilet fit in the nozzle. When the bag is full, empty it into the bin, or blow everything back out at high speed and start again.

NINETEEN MACHINES, ALL DIFFERENT Eight built from scratch and eleven realistic machines on loan: a robot disc, a bagless upright on a ball, a smiling red canister, a cordless stick, a 1978 upright with a headlight, a French sled that glides, a wet-and-dry drum that eats furniture early, a workshop trolley, and the cardboard prototype that started it all. Each one drives, sucks and hops differently.

A CORD THAT FIGHTS BACK Corded models drag a real simulated cable. It straightens as you go, pulls tight around corners, and at the end it holds you like a leash. Keep pulling and the plug pops out of the wall. Rewind it from across the house and watch the plug whip through the furniture. Cordless models worry about their battery instead.

HOT CHROME A glowing green plutonium battery hides somewhere in the house. Swallow it and everything turns pink chrome with neon outlines for 20 seconds, and every point counts double. Then it hides again.

A CAT WITH OPINIONS Chase it through the living room. It steers around the furniture, panics, hops sideways and yowls. It can never be vacuumed, but it does not know that.

A COCKPIT THAT TAKES ITSELF VERY SERIOUSLY Every vacuum has its own suction gauge, a real dust bag or bin that fills up, motor readouts, warning lamps, a dirt radar and a mission log of 22 silly achievements. None of it will help you. All of it looks great.

BUILT FOR TOUCH Big domed buttons like the ones on a real vacuum, a thumb stick that drives, drag anywhere to look around. Walls turn to frosted glass when they hide your machine, and a marker points at the bin when the bag needs emptying.

• Family friendly: cartoon chaos, no violence, no language, no ads, no purchases.
• No account, no sign-in, nothing collected. Your best score, achievements and garage choice stay on your device.
• A one-minute tutorial on the first run, replayable from the pause menu.