DonnyGotchi

Small pet. God complex. Feed Donny, dress him for greatness, play eight arcade style minigames and give his ego a stage in Showtime. He'll take all the credit.

DonnyGotchi is a satirical virtual pet game for iPhone. Feed Donny, dress him up, play eight arcade minigames, and build a home worthy of his enormous ego.

He thinks he’s the future. The universe. Everything. You’re the one bringing him lunch.

A VIRTUAL PET. A FULL-TIME EGO. Keep his food, drink, hygiene, energy, and happiness in check. Get to know his tastes, personality, and ridiculous opinions. Play Fetch, blow bubbles, or fire the Party Cannon. Every little interaction is a very big deal—to him.

YOU PLAY. HE TAKES THE CREDIT. Unlock eight arcade minigames, including Golf Swing, Skyscraper Stack, Money Shower, and Business Deal. Earn fictional in-game currency, level up, and find new ways to keep your tiny celebrity occupied.

IT’S SHOWTIME. OBVIOUSLY. Step into Donny’s imagined spotlight: press conferences, photoshoots, autograph signings, fashion shows, and more. Play along, make choices, and save completed portraits in his keepsake album. Unlock eight Showtime event types through levels and milestones; each has its own requirements and cooldown.

DRESS FOR THE JOB HE THINKS HE HAS. Build a wardrobe of outfits, hats, and accessories. Preview looks before spending earned currency, find items you own, and choose daywear and bedtime looks. Modesty is not an available outfit.

A HOME FIT FOR HIS SELF-IMAGE. Choose furniture, collect finishes, and change Donny’s terrace style. Furnish it with up to three pieces; slots unlock at levels 1, 6, and 11. Apparently, one throne wasn’t enough.

THERE’S A SMALLER ONE. Reach level 20 to welcome Little Donny, a permanent buddy with his own cosmetic outfits and beds. He’s a companion, not another care meter. Because one ego was never going to be enough.

RETRO PIXELS. VERY PRESENT DEMANDS. Expressive pixel art, playful sound effects, and character comedy turn a pocket-sized pet into an oversized responsibility. Core pet care, arcade games, and Showtime events work offline. No account required.

Raise him. Dress him. Enable him. He’ll put himself in charge.

DonnyGotchi is a paid, single-player virtual pet game. Items, games, and performances unlock through play; the full collection isn’t available from the start. Downloads and external web pages require an internet connection. Trading, deals, and rewards use fictional in-game currency—there are no real-money winnings or cash-outs.

An unofficial work of satire, not an endorsement by any public figure.