Yoink: Farming Brawler

YOINK is a chaotic pixel farming brawler. Harvest crops, stun rival farmers, steal their haul, and race to bank points before the clock hits zero.

Jump into frantic 2-minute Red vs Blue matches. Play online with Game Center (up to 4 farmers) or dive in anytime with bots. Share a private code and yoink with friends.

WHAT YOU GET • One-time purchase — unlock the full game. No ads. No subscriptions. • Harvest → carry → bank scoring with speed penalties on heavy loot • Stun rivals and yoink their crops mid-match • Quick Match, Private codes, and offline bots • Create your farmer: look, nickname, and Yoink voice • Crisp pixel art, Press Start / Silkscreen UI, portrait chaos

ONLINE Online play uses Apple Game Center. Sign in when you want multiplayer. Bot matches work without Game Center.

PRIVACY We use anonymous product analytics (Firebase) to improve the game — no advertising tracking, and no nicknames or Game Center IDs in our analytics events. Privacy Policy: https://valuable-gymnast-0fa.notion.site/Privacy-Policy-YOINK-3b8aa1bd8d038012be79c6df057ef021 Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/