Lazy Dad: Excuse Master

New: 10 rooms of excuses, 13 languages, and a wife who is onto you. Can you stay on the couch?

Meet the world's most creative slacker. Anna wants the trash out, the kids fed, and the living room vacuumed — you want to stay exactly where you are. Your only weapon? A bottomless supply of brilliant, ridiculous, gloriously bad excuses.

Lazy Dad is a comic dialogue game about talking your way out of everything. Every chore is a showdown: pick the safe answer and actually do the work, or gamble on a witty dodge, a cunning redirect, or a truly absurd lie — and watch Anna's Suspicion meter climb. Push too far and you get caught. Play it clever and you become a legend of laziness.

• 10 hand-written rooms of family comedy • Branching dialogue where your excuses change the scene • A Suspicion meter that turns every chat into a risk-vs-reward gamble • "Total Laziness" leaderboard • Fully playable in 13 languages • No forced ads mid-chore; optional Remove Ads

Some dads mow the lawn. This dad negotiates. Can you dodge them all?