ShameShopping

ShameShopping is the grocery list with a mouth.

Every time you add something to your list — or check it off at the store — your chosen narrator has something to say about it. Chips? You'll hear about it. Spinach? You'll hear about that too, and it might be the only compliment you get all day.

PICK YOUR TORMENTOR Ten personas with real recorded voices, from a grumpy old curmudgeon to personalities far less polite. Over a thousand recorded lines — roasts for the junk, praise for the good stuff.

YOU CONTROL THE HEAT The Harshness dial goes from Polite to Salty to Filthy. The last one swears like it means it — that's why we're rated 17+. The Shame Level dial controls how often the voice pipes up, from Off to Forever.

SHARE WITH A CODE — NO ACCOUNTS Share any list with a 6-character code. No sign-ups, no passwords, nothing to create. Everyone with the code sees changes within seconds — and everyone gets shamed for what they add.

SORTED THE WAY YOU SHOP Items sort themselves into aisles automatically — Produce, Dairy & Eggs, Frozen, and 16 more. Rename the aisles, reorder them to match your store, and correct a miss once: the app remembers, for you and everyone on the list.

BUILT FOR REAL SHOPPING Type "2 lbs chicken" and the quantity just works. Smart suggestions as you type. Check things off with one thumb. Works fully offline; iCloud keeps your lists backed up and in sync.

PRIVATE, PERIOD No accounts, no ads, no tracking, no analytics. Your lists live on your device and in your own iCloud.

A word of warning: the voice plays even when your phone is on silent. Shame waits for no one.

ShameShopping is comedy. The personas roast your snack choices — never you as a person. Rated 17+ for strong language at the highest harshness setting