SwearJar.

The swear jar has been in every family for generations. Cash in a jar on the counter. Dad owing the most. Nobody ever actually counting. Introducing SwearJar — the digital jar your household actually uses. Set the rules, name the offenders, and watch the Bleeps add up in real time. Create a jar for anything — swearing, phones at the table, the toilet seat, running late, wet towels, whatever your household has silently agreed is a crime. Set your goal. Start collecting.

FEATURES: — Multiple jars running at once — the Swear Jar and the Phone Jar are separate problems — Three severity tiers, because not all offenses are equal — A leaderboard that is always visible and always accurate — Bleeps — the currency of household accountability — History log — timestamped, scrollable, mildly incriminating — Celebration screen when the goal is hit — confetti, reset, start again — Share the leaderboard — “Mom owes 47 Bleeps and it's only Wednesday" posts itself — No accounts. No data collected. Nothing stored anywhere it shouldn't be.

Does the jar actually change anyone's behavior? Probably not. Is the leaderboard deeply satisfying? Ask whoever's in last place.

One-time purchase. No subscriptions. No hidden fees. Unlike some people's contribution to the swear jar situation. SwearJar is for entertainment purposes only. Bleeps have no monetary value.