Your Ex Message

A text from your "ex" — every single day. Nostalgic, brutal, funny, weirdly comforting.

Your Ex Message delivers one perfectly crafted "text from your ex" every single day. Nostalgic, sad, dramatic, funny, guilty, drunk, or moving on — 120+ hand-written messages capture every emotional register of post-breakup texting, without an actual ex to deal with.

It's a fun, cathartic, occasionally painful daily ritual. Open it once a day. Smile, wince, screenshot the best ones.

WHAT YOU GET • A new "ex message" every day, scheduled at a time you pick • A growing archive so you never lose a particularly good (or devastating) one • Eight tonal categories: nostalgic, sad, dramatic, funny, guilt, moving-on, drunk-text, and chaotic random • Beautiful dark UI designed for the mood • Fully offline — no account, no internet needed • No ads. Ever.

WHO IT'S FOR For anyone who's been through it. For the curious. For people who like dark humor with a side of feelings. For the group chat that will absolutely screenshot the highlights.

SUBSCRIPTION The free version sends you a daily message and shows today's note. To unlock the full message archive, custom notification times, priority message packs and early access to new features, pick a plan: • Monthly — $2.99 • 6 Months — $12.99 (save 28%) • Yearly — $23.99 (save 33%, most popular)

Subscriptions auto-renew unless canceled at least 24 hours before the end of the current period. You can manage and cancel subscriptions in your Apple Account settings.

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