Your Ex Message

Your Ex Message delivers one perfectly crafted "text from your ex" every single day. Nostalgic, sad, dramatic, funny, guilty, drunk, or moving on — 120+ hand-written messages capture every emotional register of post-breakup texting, without an actual ex to deal with.

It's a fun, cathartic, occasionally painful daily ritual. Open it once a day. Smile, wince, screenshot the best ones.

WHAT YOU GET • A new "ex message" every day, scheduled at a time you pick • A growing archive so you never lose a particularly good (or devastating) one • Eight tonal categories: nostalgic, sad, dramatic, funny, guilt, moving-on, drunk-text, and chaotic random • Beautiful dark UI designed for the mood • Fully offline — no account, no internet needed • No ads. Ever.

WHO IT'S FOR For anyone who's been through it. For the curious. For people who like dark humor with a side of feelings. For the group chat that will absolutely screenshot the highlights.

SUBSCRIPTION The free version sends you a daily message and shows today's note. To unlock the full message archive, custom notification times, priority message packs and early access to new features, pick a plan: • Monthly — $2.99 • 6 Months — $12.99 (save 28%) • Yearly — $23.99 (save 33%, most popular)

Subscriptions auto-renew unless canceled at least 24 hours before the end of the current period. You can manage and cancel subscriptions in your Apple Account settings.

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