Consume Me

Name: Consume Me
Price: 9.99 USD
Rating: 4.4 (17 reviews)
Author: Hexecutable LLC

By: Hexecutable LLC

Roleplaying

Features & Capabilities

BEING A TEENAGER SUCKS. So we made a videogame about it.

Hey remember when your parents, your friends, and society at large all conspired to make you feel ugly, lazy, stupid, and unloved despite the brilliant human spirit contained within you? No? Well, allow us to refresh your memory via the timeless medium of a slice-of-life role-playing game!

In Consume Me, you take on the role of Jenny, young, in love, and entering her final year of high school. Make meticulous scheduling decisions to maximize your glow-up! Solve the puzzle game of dieting! Evade distractions as you pursue scholarly success! Do chores to get money from mom at a rate much lower than minimum wage!

Can you win the heart of the boy of your dreams? Can you hold on to it? Can you chart a course towards a sustainable future? Can you fit just one more TODO goal on your plate, or is it already full to bursting? Most importantly, does any of this matter--either in the game, or in a broader sense? I don't have time to spoil the story here, so I'll just give you a free tip: if you have the spare money, buy some coffee at the corner store and drink it for an extra free-time unit.

Features:

A darkly funny coming-of-age story: You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get a little hungry, sometimes all at the same time! Sorry about that!
Every meal a puzzle: Eat your lunch, but be careful not too eat too much. Also, try not to eat too little either. Throw any food you don't want to the dog. It's fine, she's not on a diet!
Gripping strategic decision making: A limited amount of time and an unlimited number of things to do!? This classic combination introduces the ultimate strategic question: How should you be spending your time? It's up to you to answer this question...every day of your life!
Obtain powerful equipment: Choose from a selection of garments that help you dress for success. But be warned, the armor of this world degrades after a mere single day of use...until you renew it via that ancient ritual known only as "laundry."
Over 13 possible endings: Most of them bad!

User Growth & Download Statistics

App

By:

Hexecutable LLC

Rating:

4.40

(17) 0.20

Version:

1.01 Last updated: 2026-06-01

Version code:

886393803

Creation date:

2026-06-01

Compatible devices:

Size:

2.36GB

Price:

9.99

URLs:

Full description:

Source:

Apple Apps Store

Data ingested on:

2026-06-25

Compare stats and ranking:

Ranking

# 312,834 ▲ 39,884

Other rankings

#14 in Roleplaying (Paid) ▼ 7#2 in Indie Games We Love #2 in Indie Games We Love #16 in New Games We Love ▼ 5

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Developed by:

Hexecutable LLC

Apple Apps Store

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/consume-me/id6769877287

User Reviews

tbh this game is amazing. I just dont like the jesus part.

by _m*****, 2026-06-22

I beat this game in one day - not because it was easy or fast, but because I literally couldn’t put it down. The gameplay mechanics (schedule, calendar, time management, even strategically picking outfits or applying makeup for the stat boosts) were engaging and clever. The story telling was well paced and interesting. I loved that they weren’t scared to use hard topics (dieting, religion) as a main driver in the story. I hope the creators make another game soon! I haven’t played anything this fun in a long time. I’m still sad that it’s already over.

by nt*****, 2026-06-21

This was a great game and had me hooked start to finish. The storyline is really well-written and fits well with the mini game balance. Even as a middle aged dude I got plenty of takeaways from this!