Millennials: Life Simulator

Survive late-stage capitalism, balance your budget, and fight off the existential dread in this nostalgic, text-based life simulator!

Avocado toast was a lie. The only truth is the number of steps standing between you and a meager pension. Welcome to Millennials: Life Simulator.

Millennials is a text-based, resource management RPG where you navigate the brutal marathon of life from age 21 to 65. Manuever through the crushing pressures of the "Meat Grinder" and the inevitable "Midlife Crisis." Every choice you make impacts your wealth, your mental health (Vibe), and your career path.

If your bank account or your sanity drops below zero, get ready to rely on predatory micro-loans, charlatans, and sheer luck to keep yourself afloat.

FEATURES: • Dynamic Life Phases: Start as a broke 21-year-old and try to survive until retirement. • Ruthless Economy: Balance your money, mental health, and physical energy in a completely rigged capitalist system. • Branching Careers: Will you climb the corporate ladder, embrace the gig economy, or try to survive as a freelancer? • Multiple Game Lengths: Play a quick 48-step run on your commute, or dive into a deep 148-step narrative marathon. • Deeply Relatable: Humorous, ironic, and painfully accurate micro-stories about the millennial experience.

Keep your wallet heavy and your sanity above -100, otherwise the system will chew you up. Good luck, you're going to need it.