Bat-O-Matic 3000

From the U.S. Dept. of Chiropteran Intelligence the world's first sonar-powered bat vocalization decoder. Select your subject. Intercept the signal. Read the translation.

AMAZING CHIROPTERAN "BAT-O-MATIC" VISION — INSTANTLY!

Select from six classified bat subjects — each with their own distinct personality, face, and vocalization. Tap a bat to hear their unique screech. Then hit INTERCEPT BAT SIGNAL to decode what they're really saying.

Translations are generated by the Sonar Translation Matrix, a (completely fictional) decryption device inspired by 1950s comic book mail-order ads like X-Ray Specs and Sea Monkeys.

FEATURES:

• Six bat profiles with real bat photos and unique audio screeches
• Tap any bat to hear a different sound every time
• Hilarious decoded "translations" of bat vocalizations
• Retro 1950s comic book ad aesthetic with halftone grain
• Haptic feedback on every interaction
• Fake mail-order coupon included (stamps not accepted)

Built with love for bats, weird history, and cheap newsprint.

No bats were harmed in the making of this app. Several were mildly inconvenienced.