Late to Everything

You slept through 7 alarms. The cat is judging you. Your toast is on fire. Tap, swipe, and panic your way through a week of mornings with no dignity left.

You set 7 alarms. You heard none of them. Again.

"Late to Everything" is a chaotic mini-game arcade about the most relatable disaster in human existence: getting ready in the morning. Snooze. Chug. Match. Tap. Arrive at the office with your dignity (maybe) intact.

— GAMEPLAY — Sprint through 12 hand-crafted levels of increasing chaos. Each level is a rapid-fire string of mini-challenges — tap alarms, dodge emails, balance toast, match socks, tie neckties, stop the microwave in time, and shove past commuters. One timer. One life. Every wasted second is a dent in your dignity score.

— 14 MINI-CHALLENGES — • Snooze alarms you should never have set • Stop the microwave before it explodes leftover biryani • Match socks from the laundry mountain • Dodge Slack pings and coworker emails • Save toast from becoming charcoal • Tie a necktie that has never looked right • Rapid-tap to chug questionable coffee • Rush the elevator before it closes • Plus 6 more ways to be late

— CHAOS MODIFIERS — Cats walk across your screen at the worst possible moment. Your boss texts during challenges. The power flickers. Random events like Coffee Boost, Double-or-Nothing, and Laundry Day reshuffle the rules each run.

— PROGRESS — • 16 achievements to unlock • 15 cosmetic items in the shop: pajamas, coffee mugs, apartments • Daily play streaks with compounding rewards • 3-star rating on every level (speed matters) • Combo system for stacking consecutive saves

— DESIGN — • Native SwiftUI. Butter-smooth animations. • No ads. No in-app purchases. No accounts. No tracking. • Plays offline, forever. Your progress never leaves your device. • Portrait and landscape. Haptic feedback throughout.

If you have ever stood in your kitchen holding one sock and two coffee mugs while your alarm still rings upstairs — this game was made for you.