Alarm Clock Simulator

Every 10 minutes, forever. AI art, AI music, zero chill. You will hate this game. You will not stop playing it. That’s the whole pitch, honestly.

Let's not pretend. This is AI slop, top to bottom — the art, the music, all of it. We made a game where an alarm goes off every 10 minutes and you have to hit snooze before it stops, forever, and we're not sorry.

Here's the thing: it's kind of great anyway.

HOW TO PLAY • The alarm rings every 10 minutes. Snooze it in time, your streak grows. • Miss the window, you oversleep, it's over. • Had enough? Hold the hammer down and smash the clock. Dramatic. Final. Deeply satisfying. • A new mission generates every single day, forever, whether you want one or not. • Unlock a museum of clocks you've personally destroyed. • Climb a real global leaderboard against other people who also can't stop doing this.

IS IT PAY TO WIN? Yes. You can buy your way out of the suffering with a streak freeze, or go full unlimited with a subscription so the alarm can never end your run — even by accident. We're not going to pretend that's not what this is.

REVIEWS WE MADE UP BUT ARE PROBABLY ACCURATE "This game represents everything that's wrong with the world. I hate it with every fiber of my being, yet can't seem to stop playing it. FML." "Slop. Pure, unadulterated AI slop. AI graphics. AI music. Absolute garbage. I love it." "I really can't understand how anyone might possibly find this game pleasurable. At all. I guess that's why I keep playing it. Taking one for the team."

A NOTE WE ACTUALLY MEAN Under all the bit, this is a joke game, not medical advice. Your real sleep, mental health, and relationships come first, always — see the in-app "Real Life Comes First" screen any time from Settings. We built it because we meant it.

SUBSCRIPTION TERMS Unlimited Streak Freezes is an auto-renewing subscription ($4.99/month). Payment is charged to your Apple ID account at confirmation of purchase. Subscriptions automatically renew unless canceled at least 24 hours before the end of the current period. Manage or cancel anytime in Settings > [your name] > Subscriptions. Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/ Privacy Policy: https://claude.ai/code/artifact/79a97938-02d9-4d4d-8016-f8f604e96ae9