TODIE - Spicy Task Alarm

Do it or die. A 5-stage escalating nag alarm that destroys your procrastination. Nagging, sarcasm, anger, contempt, and giving up on you. TODO or DIE.

TODIE is TODO or DIE. Do it, or die trying. You're gonna procrastinate again? Fine. Then I'll nag you to death.

■ 5-Stage Escalation Hit "Done" when the alarm goes off. That's it. But you won't. That's why this exists. Stage 1: Nagging — "Hey, you gonna do it?" Stage 2: Sarcasm — "Leaving it to tomorrow-you again?" Stage 3: Anger — "Are you seriously not doing this?" Stage 4: Contempt — "..." Stage 5: Giving Up — App locks. Until you write a reflection. The higher the stage, the smaller the "Done" button gets. The "Skip" button? It runs away. Good luck catching it.

■ Alarms That Hunt You Down Pretend you didn't hear it? Won't work. Every 1 or 5 minutes, it rings again. Until you do it. There's no ignoring this.

■ Reflection Essay Pushed to Stage 5? App's locked. Want it back? Write a reflection. 10 characters? "You call that a reflection?" 20? "Almost there, keep going." Pass 30 to unlock. Half-assed won't cut it.

■ Death Gauge Skip once, it fills up. 5 bars full? Straight to reflection mode. Write one and it resets. Don't thank me.

■ 60+ Spicy Lines Alarm lines, completion lines, rejection lines. Every word is designed to sting. Compliments? None. If there are, they're backhanded.

■ Task Management Categories, repeat settings, nag intervals, alarm times. Fully customizable. Edit, delete, whatever. Running away? Not an option.

■ 8 Languages Korean, English, Japanese, Chinese, French, German, Italian, Spanish. Same tone in every language — spicy and direct. There are plenty of to-do apps. But only one that nags you when you don't. TODIE. Do it. Or die.