Drink Water Dummy: H20 Tracker Apple

Drink Water Dummy: H20 Tracker

Cheeky reminders, cute animals

Features & Capabilities

Drink Water, Dummy™ is the hydration reminder app that roasts you by name... with memes.

Drinking water is weirdly hard. But when a savage kitten calls you out and tells you to hydrate? Suddenly... you’re sipping.

Get reminded (bullied) by animals and laugh your way to better hydration and self-care. Hydration is a gateway habit to wellbeing, confidence, and joy.

Drink Water, Dummy is your unhinged hydration coach.

Meme-powered (sometimes mean) reminders from cute animals save you from shrivelling into a raisin. Get called out by animals who don’t care about your excuses but do care about your organs. It’s hydration with attitude, powered by personalised roasts, weird sounds, and chaotic cuteness.

Animals hydrate instinctively. Humans? We need memes.

Let a cat shame you into sipping. Let a donkey drag you until you hydrate.

Built for: • ADHD brains • People who forget they have bodies • Glow-up seekers who want the skin but skip the sip • Productivity chasers • Meme addicts who only listen when it’s funny • And everyone in between

Free Users Get ("Freetures"): • 3 meme notifications a day from 10 animal coaches • Personalised call-outs (yes, they know your name) • 2 notification sounds: system alert + DWD jingle • All the water log sounds (floops, bibbles, dooroodos etc.) • Hit your goal to unlock a puppy drinking water reward • Simple flow: get roasted → gulp → log → get animal validation

Pro Users Get: Everything Free users get, plus... • Up to 48 meme notifications a day from 100+ animals (new drops all the time) • Custom sounds: goat bleating “drink”, squawking birds, annoyed mule, plus surprise drops • Animal unlocks: chick, cat, koala, duck, and more chaos • Full hydration history: daily (hourly detail), weekly, monthly, 3‑month views

Why It Works Most hydration apps are boring and easy to ignore. This one isn’t. It’s weird, adorable, funny, and it works. Whether you’re ADHD, burnt out, or just need a savage kitten to bully you into sipping, Drink Water, Dummy actually sticks. It’s tough love with fur, feathers, or scales. Hydration unlocks better sleep, mood, focus, energy, weight management, circulation, exercise performance, and more. Download Drink Water, Dummy and let the animals roast you to life. Or don’t... and keep living like a raisin.

User Growth & Download Statistics

App
By:
Daniel Leighton
Version:
1.0.3 Last updated: 2026-04-02
Version code:
884045290
Creation date:
2025-09-30
Compatible devices:
Size:
83.23MB
URLs:
Website ,Privacy policy
Full description:
See detailed description
Source:
Apple Apps Store
Data ingested on:
2026-06-07
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Developed by:
Daniel Leighton
Apple Apps Store
https://apps.apple.com/cl/app/drink-water-dummy-h20-tracker/id6747597608?l=en-GB
Website:
https://drinkwaterdummy.com

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