Moody Month: Hormone Tracker

The design is all looks and zero functionality. The user interface is unsettling (does grey mean an item is selected or is it white? whatever you’ve guessed, you’re wrong) You want to manually update your personal calendar? Good luck getting it to save your changes because app developers could not care less about what you want. You want to record a month where you missed your period? Ew no, what is wrong with you? Why would that ever need to be an option? I’m guessing this app was created by men who never listen to anything a woman says and who dismiss all constructive criticism by blaming it on PMS. Otherwise there is just no explaining how bad this app is. I give up.

This is the only app that has ever given me the results it promised. I was serene and mentally stable before, but thanks to this app, now I'm MOODY. I couldn't simply open the app and quickly check if I'm ovulating. No! I had to solve a riddle and figure out a color palette that was multiple shades of IKEA green. I just want an app that tells me if I'm ovulating or if I'm about to be on my period. I'm not in "shift" or "reflect." I want precise language with contrasting colors. I don't want to have to talk to The Riddler.