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You can find Hell right here in Michigan so come and drop by Smitty's Dam Site Inn.Then when the next person tells you to go to Hell you can say you've been there and done that already. It is one of those fun places to go to. We are located right next to Hell Creek. Sure they have a lot of places and areas with the word Hell! but Smitty's is the place to be. We have a sign hanging outside that reads Highway to Hell. Then on the side of the building there is a painting of a ghost holding a mug of beer and the sign reads "Dam Fine Food And Spirits in Hell." There are also small flames all over the bottom of the building outside. So come on down to where Hell is.
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