Poll Wars

THE NATION IS KEEPING SCORE.
Poll Wars is a one-thumb political-satire arcade game. Pick a side — Team Red or Team Blue — grab a caricature of your favorite (or least favorite) public figure, and grapple your way across an endless news cycle. Every swing banks a vote for your party in a live national tug-of-war. Every player, everywhere, moving one giant scoreboard.
HOW TO PLAY
- HOLD to fire a grappling hook onto a passing news drone and swing.
- RELEASE to slingshot forward — and bank a vote.
- Chain your swings to build momentum and outrun the BREAKING NEWS wall closing in behind you.
- Fall behind, and the news cycle swallows you whole.
Easy to learn, brutal to master. The wall never stops closing in — and the longer you survive, the faster it comes.
FEATURES
- 18 parody caricatures — 9 for Team Red, 9 for Team Blue.
- A LIVE national vote counter: every run by every player moves Red vs Blue.
- Defect anytime — switch sides and fight for the other team.
- Daily rally: your first run each day banks double votes.
- Share your high score and recruit your side.
- Free to play. One thumb. Endless.
Which side are you on? The nation is watching.
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Political satire. All characters are parody caricatures of public figures. No affiliation, no endorsement, no real quotes — just high scores. Poll Wars is a work of comedic commentary and does not represent the views of any person depicted.