Debate Simulator

You're Mr. Kirp — the most recognizable face in cable-news chaos. A high-ground heckler brought a toy water blaster and wants to soak your suit. Tap left. Tap right. Hold to duck. Don't get soaked.

SIMPLE CONTROLS, PURE CHAOS
Tap to Dodge

CLIMB THE LEADERBOARDS
Daily, weekly, and all-time leaderboards refresh live. Pick an anonymous handle, post your score, and see how long you can stay dry compared with the rest of the internet.

PUNDIT ROSTER
Unlock a roster of parody pundit skins as you play. Every one is a different ridiculous talking head with the same mission: survive the splash zone.

FREE. NO ADS. NO ACCOUNTS.
Debate Simulator is free to download and free to play. No ads interrupt your run. No account required — just pick a handle and go. Optional cosmetics and power-ups are available if you want to support development.

PARODY / SATIRE NOTICE
Debate Simulator is a work of parody and satire. All characters are fictional. Not affiliated with any real person, news network, or organization. Cartoon water blasts only.