Doom Me: Roast My Screen Time

54 voices decide who roasts your doomscrolling. Pick a persona, set your own daily app limit, and get called out the second you blow past it.

The roast is the whole point. The tracking is just plumbing. Doom Me is for people who want to cut doomscrolling without handing their data to anyone.

You set the limit. You pick the voice. Doom Me does the rest.

Same moment — you blow past your limit on the app you swore you'd put down — three very different reactions:

• Friendly: "Hey, you hit your limit. Want to come up for air?"
• Tough Coach: "That's the limit. Lace up or log off — your call."
• Turkish Auntie: "Canım, again? Put the phone down and come eat something."

Pick the voice that actually moves you. Ignore the nudge and the tone climbs — gentle reminder, then a firmer push, then a sharp confront, and finally a blunt call-out you can't quietly scroll past.

THE VOICES
• 54 distinct personas: Friendly, Tough Coach, Drill Sergeant, Gym Bro, Detective, Pirate, Zen Master, Grandma, the Toxic one if you dare, and many more.
• Build your OWN custom persona — write the voice that gets through to you.
• Buy any voice on its own — pick exactly who roasts you.

THE LOOP
• Pick the apps YOU want to rein in and set a daily time limit.
• Cross it, get roasted in character.
• Keep your streak alive, check the weekly report, and add the home-screen widget to see where you stand at a glance.
• The good lines deserve an audience — one-tap shareable roast cards. Your group chat will understand.

KIND BY DEFAULT, SHARP ONLY IF YOU ASK
• Default voice is Friendly — warm, never cruel.
• Harsher personas are behind an explicit opt-in with a warning, and you can switch them off anytime.
• The joke is never about you. It's about the habit. Your worth, your body, your identity, who you are: off-limits, always.

ACTUALLY PRIVATE — THIS IS THE POINT
• 100% local-first. Everything runs on your phone.
• It reads usage TIME only. It never sees what you watch, type, or read.
• No account, no sign-up, no ads, no analytics, no tracking.
• No internet permission, no server, no cloud. Nothing leaves your device.
• No AI service in the cloud — the personas run on simple on-device rules.

GOOD TO KNOW
• It's a voice in your corner, not a wall. Doom Me nudges and roasts — it is not a hard app blocker and does not guarantee blocking.
• Uses Android's Usage Access permission. Android 8.0+.
• English and Turkish, following your system language.

PRICING — NO SUBSCRIPTION, EVER
• Free: the Friendly persona + 2 tracked apps.
• One-time unlock: 10 hand-picked voices, unlimited tracked apps, and the make-your-own persona builder.
• Every other voice is sold on its own — buy just the ones you want.
• Founding offer: launch the app on or before 2026-10-10 to earn a founder badge and an exclusive founder persona.

Better screen-time habits don't come from a guilt graph. They come from a voice you can't ignore. Pick yours and let it pull you off the feed.