Don't Wake Me Up Android

Don't Wake Me Up

A wild night in cyberspace you'll never remember.

Features & Capabilities

You’re trapped in a malfunctioning virtual reality with no memories. No memories, except of every video game you’ve ever played. Jack into a wild night in a virtual world you’ll never remember.

Armed with puns, pop culture, and a sharp dose of sarcasm, can you muddle your way through levels of satirical video game pastiches, back to reality?

Adventure through virtual worlds alongside a delusional gamer, an actual emo vampire (who really wishes he wasn’t an emo vampire), a poet from outer space, and a dashing princess in shining armor, among others! And perhaps, just perhaps, learn a bit too much about the kind of person you are when the real world isn’t watching.

A satire of the trapped-in-a-video-game genre, and a tragicomedy on the theme of dating sims.

"Don’t Wake Me Up" is a 400,000-word interactive novel about love in video games, where your choices control the story. Entirely text-based, and driven by your imagination. It is written by Baudelaire Welch, a professional game screenwriter currently working as a companion character designer for RPGs.

• Play as nonbinary, male, female, straight or queer.
• Travel through 6 worlds inspired by different video game genres
• Wield a weaponised top hat
• Rack your brains in a spaceship escape level inspired by old-school adventure games
• Compete in a classical music-themed monster truck rally
• Lose yourself in a cyberpunk casino
• Date the Ultimate Video Game Fanservice Vampire
• Or, date the Ultimate Video Game ‘Best Girl’ Waifu
• A period piece honed in early 2010s internet cringe
• Bifurcates entirely halfway through the game based on your love interest.

Sometimes true love is a wrong dialogue choice.

User Growth & Download Statistics

Game
By:
Hosted Games
Downloads:
2,702 8
Rating:
4.00
(26)
Version:
1.1.8 Last updated: 2026-01-05
Version code:
10
Creation date:
2024-01-17
Publisher country:
US US
Permissions:
  • android.permission.ACCESS_COARSE_LOCATION Very high risk
  • android.permission.READ_EXTERNAL_STORAGE High risk
  • android.permission.WRITE_EXTERNAL_STORAGE High risk
  • com.google.android.gms.permission.AD_ID Moderate risk
  • android.permission.ACCESS_WIFI_STATE Low risk
  • android.permission.INTERNET Low risk
  • android.permission.WAKE_LOCK Low risk
  • com.android.vending.BILLING Low risk
  • com.google.android.finsky.permission.BIND_GET_INSTALL_REFERRER_SERVICE Low risk
  • android.permission.ACCESS_NETWORK_STATE Safe
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Size:
11.89MB
Email:
su*****@hostedgames.org
URLs:
Website ,Privacy policy
Full description:
See detailed description
Source:
Google Play Store
Data ingested on:
2026-06-10
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Contact the developer

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Developed by:
Hosted Games
Google Play Store
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.hostedgames.dontwakemeup
Email:
su*****@hostedgames.org
Website:
https://hostedgames.org/contact-us/

User Reviews

so good, it really hurt ahahaha... don't recommend it if you're looking for a happy ending!!
by zy*****, 2024-10-24

Man, this story was really goddamn good. Amazing jokes. Really nice and interesting start while also remaining light hearted a little bit until the big twist at the end. This will be one of my favourite Text adventure games ever. Right up there with Demon's Recollect.
by IS*****, 2024-07-31
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