Spam Slayer: AI Call Comedy

Spam Slayer is a comedy app. The scammers bring the material.

PUT THEM ON SPEAKER
A scammer calls. You answer, hit speaker, and open the board. Tap a pad and one of the Crew talks — completely straight, completely believable. The caller keeps right on going. That is the whole trick, and it is the whole setup. No forwarding. No carrier codes. Nothing to dial. It works on the phone already in your hand.

THE BOARD
258 lines across six banks, laid out like an instrument:
• Straight — stalls, backchannel, and the misgender jabs. Dude. Bro. Buddy. Guy. Listen, lady.
• Two-part bits — plant a name, wait for the caller to say it back out loud
• Conspiracy — the red-pill corner
• Karen — entitled, haggling, lowballing
• Flirt
• Pun pages

SIX CHARACTERS
Hank Jr, Boris, Johnny, Tommy, Vato and Wilma. Each one a real cloned voice with its own way of running a scammer in circles. Pick who picks up.

FOUR LANGUAGES
English, Español, Русский and 中文. Every localized line is free, in full.

TRY EVERY BANK FREE
Not a locked demo — a slice of all six banks, every character, every language. No account. Nothing recorded. Play it yourself as long as you like.

LET THE CREW TAKE IT
Subscribe and the AI runs the board for you: it listens to the call, picks the lines, and lands the punchline while you sit back. All 258 lines unlock at the same time.

HOLD TO TALK
Jump into the bit in your own voice whenever you want. The crew stands down mid-sentence so you are never talking over each other.

YOUR REAL CALLERS ARE NEVER TOUCHED
This app answers nothing on its own. You decide when to put a caller on speaker. People you know are never involved.

ALAMOai · Granbury, Texas