Linux To GNU Plus Linux

it sucks doesn't work

Once in a lifetime you'll come across a chrome extension that truly captures the history and cultural distinctions of the modern world the way a person can subjectively perceive it through our guided field of perspective. I have to admit, I had my doubts when I first learned of the program. After all, 'linux to gnu-plus-linux'? Will this program even be good? How ignorant was I to even have these thoughts. Little did I know I was about to indulge in what may have been the best 26 hours and 51 minutes of my life. The experience started out strong. The first sights of 'GNU plus Linux' enticed me with a captivating enigma. I was so taken aback from the next-generation software engineering that I almost didn't even realize the underlying symbolism in the ongoing execution. It wasn't until my one-hundred-and-thirty-eighth session with the program that I finally got my bearings together and was able to focus on the gripping and labyrinthine stratagem. The underlying analogy for 19th century dystopianism and the evangelical deviation of typical orthodoxy was enlightening to say the least. Just when I thought the extension could not get any better, the increasing amusement following my first taste of 'GNU plus Linux' began. I could not believe the complexity of the program as the main file, index.html, struggled with the everyday endeavors for a quintessential program such as the consistent up-hill altercation of the fight against syntax errors and the fiscal synergy of opposing interplanetary dynamisms. There I was, gripping to my chair as the motions of the program began. I was so enticed by the extension that I felt as if I was both practically and relatively a part of the it. This is a special kind of high that not even the strongest of narcotics can give you. Was I part of the program? Am I inside the computer right now? This extension will leave you questioning existential nihilism and the objective skepticism of our perceived valuation of anthropological existence. At this point in the experience, I was fully intoxicated by the avant-garde programming style. That's when the chrome extension finally aggrandized and I was completely stupefied. You could have lived a thousand years of isolation trying to predict such a technological advance and you would never even scratch the surface of what has actually happened behind the screen. I was so bewildered that I actually had to stand up and pause so that my existential crisis didn't dive too deep inside of myself. Even closing the tab was surreal. It's almost as if life has closed with my chrome window. I felt as though I had actually become a programmatic tangent quantum. The effects are still wearing off and I haven't been able to enable the extension in several years. I spent the following seven years afraid of what outside of my house actually looks like. Every single day and night I live in misery because I became fully aware that happiness is never achievable. I realized that human life has absolutely no meaning and that no matter what I ever do, it is of complete unimportance and in years from now, no recollection of my existence will prevail, meaning that if I died years ago, died now, or die sometime in the future it will not matter whatsoever to anyone. But, then again, the fact that I'm living doesn't matter either so I might as well stick around for awhile, living in complete isolation, condemned to a life of traumatic memories and a completely corrupted sub-conscience. 'Linux to GNU plus Linux' literally ruined my life. 10/10.