Om Gujarathi

For thousands of years man have yet to answer the question "we are descended from monkeys and apes". Which theoretically makes sense. But still does not make sense as they have not been evolved yet. Could it be the lack of influence from other apes after we are creatures that rely on being social maybe the solitude and habits prevent apes and monkeys from evolving. This has been speculated for many years but recently science has hit a breakthrough once again. On March the 24 the worlds first ape cross bred with a gorilla baby has been chosen as a subject to be tested on. This scientific project was code-named "Ultimate ape evolution". The baby gorrila/ape or "gape" has been named subject (A+in everything) or OM GURAJATHI his pre-made human name.Shortly after the first test of gene splicing from humans was a major failure. But the test had proved its worth as a evolution boost. Now Subject: (A+ in everything) AKA OM GURAJATHI has undergone succsessful transformation into a hunchback,gape, and maori male after being gene spliced with a 7,2 maori male. The test was successful but Om lacked the brain cells compared to normal or more natural born human children. He failed all attributes in given intelligence tests and atheletic tests given by scientests. Lab workers states this is all he said during the tests " OoOoGa BOoga WheRE iS mY BRuDDa hArAmbE". As lab workers didnt know what to do with om any more they let him out into the human world. It is said he lurks inside the school of christians and is blending in alright. Some say that after being released from the lab Om underwent mutations turning him into a hyper intelligent being that transcends the power of the multiverse itself. Some say that Om is god himself.-----OBAMA 2019 Update: Om has reached such power levels his original self traveled to another parallel universe and is currently investigating multiverse theory. Now the Om we know is the Om that has been replaced, taken from the parallel dimension. Im giving this a review of 5 stars as it grants us deeper understanding about the mystical properties of the "gape". -OBAMA OUT

beautiful

The god himself.