EMP - ⌘+Enter to Unsubscribe

4 Simple steps to achieve Facebook nirvana:

1. Install EMP.
2. Fire off your comment with ⌘-Enter (Ctrl-Enter on Windows/Linux) to unsubscribe.
3. Appreciate the delicate fades of the EMP icon.
4. Enjoy your newfound peace and quiet. Maybe take up birdwatching?

If you want to re-subscribe to a post (why tho), you can do so through its dropdown menu.

You’re having a leisurely scroll through The Facebook, when you come across a seriously edgy post. It’s highly opinionated; it’s shocking and provocative. You should probably sit this one out. Obviously, you can’t resist throwing yourself into the brewing shitstorm.

Or you might see a friend’s post, and think of a “hilarious” joke. It’s really important that everyone sees how funny you are, but they’re friends with tons of people you don’t know. You don’t really want to hear their funny jokes.