Meat Proxy: Office Survival

The Daily Audit is here: six shared requests, one boss, and a fresh test of your judgment every day. Beat your best and challenge a friend.

Welcome to Meat Corp. Your AI writes the replies. You take the blame.

Survive five-minute workdays in a satirical office game where every request comes with an AI draft. Send it, edit it, verify its claims or reject it. The clock is ticking, your colleagues need answers, and that confident paragraph might be completely wrong.

THINK FAST. STAY HUMAN. Fast answers protect Productivity. Careless answers cost Humanity and increase Meatification. Watch your employee turn into a cheerful processed-meat proxy in a tie as your judgement slips.

CONFIDENCE IS NOT EVIDENCE. Inspect suspicious claims, check sources and correct mistakes. Some drafts are ready to send. Others need work. Knowing the difference is your job.

YOUR NEXT SHIFT • Make decisions across the Mailroom, Customer Support and Marketing. • Take the Daily Audit: six shared Mailroom requests each day, a personal best to beat and a result to share. • Tackle 33 handcrafted scenarios, including a boss request on each playable floor. • Balance Humanity, Productivity, Customer Satisfaction and Meatification. • See your employee verdict, share your performance review and get a useful next step after each shift. • Learn the four decisions with optional guidance that pauses the timer while you read. • Meet animated colleagues, complete daily objectives and discover Meatdex collectibles. • Choose your employee’s appearance and watch it change with your decisions. • Play offline, with no account, ads or subscription.

START IN THE MAILROOM Play the Mailroom’s 11 scenarios for free. A one-time Full Employee Access purchase unlocks access to Customer Support, Marketing and their 22 additional scenarios as you progress.

AI is a tool. Your judgement is the job.