Rant Bomber

Blow up today's rant! Let an animal swallow it whole, or smash it to dust with a weapon. You never know what shows up!

That thing that annoyed you today. The one you can't say out loud. Write it down, blow it up, and let it go.

■ Two taps and it's gone Type your rant, hit SMASH, then tap the screen to drive the weapon home. That's the whole app.

■ 300 weapons, and you don't get to choose A dinner plate. A meteorite. A chainsaw. A stick of dynamite. And, for reasons of its own, a crocodile. Each one breaks your words differently — thrown, dropped, or eaten alive. Every tap lands the instant your finger touches the glass.

■ What you write never leaves your phone Your text is never uploaded and never stored on the device. It is gone the moment you leave the screen. We don't even run a server. Say what you actually think.

■ Fill the collection First time a weapon shows up, it's tagged NEW! and takes its place among 300. Keep the moment of impact as a card and share it if you want to.

■ Good for

• The walk home after a meeting that went badly
• The night you thought of the perfect comeback too late
• Any time you just want to break something

Sound and vibration can be turned off. Works offline.