Seat Yourself!

Sixty hand-built seating puzzles, a fresh one every day, and twelve riders who all have Opinions. Cosy, quiet, and quietly devious.

Everyone wants a seat. Nobody wants THAT seat.

Seat Yourself! is a cosy logic puzzler about the small daily diplomacy of public transport. Pip needs a window. Gus needs an empty seat beside him. Baz brought an egg-and-onion sandwich, and Cleo can smell it from two benches away. Your job is simple: sit everyone down so nobody grumbles.

• 60 hand-designed levels across six places — the 41 Bus, the Corner Café, the Roxy Cinema, Pocket Park, the Night Train and the Bay Ferry • A brand-new puzzle every day, the same one for everyone, with streaks • Twelve riders with their own quirks, preferences and small histories • Twelve constraint types that layer up: window and aisle seats, front and back rows, best friends, personal space, sun and shade, noisy neighbours, and a rider who wants a whole row to themselves • Unlock hats. Put a paper crown on a seagull-watcher. It's important. • Twelve trophies, a cast album, and a soundtrack composed on the fly • Play in English, Spanish, French, German, Portuguese, Italian or Japanese

No timers. No ads. No accounts. No score-chasing unless you want it. Just a quiet puzzle about being considerate, one seat at a time.