Hey! Passengers

You are the entire cabin crew, and the cabin is already going wrong!

You are the entire cabin crew, and the cabin is already going wrong.

Take the orders, pour the drinks, put the fire out, mop the aisle, hammer the electrical panel shut and get the bomb off the plane before the fuse runs out. Every flight lands somewhere, and everything you earn buys the aircraft that flies the next one.

Serve from four rows away by throwing the drink down the aisle. Pick a passenger up and throw them too.

Build the airline one purchase at a time: more rows, a longer menu, the tools that bring their own emergencies aboard, and stewards who work the cabin beside you.

One thumb walks, one thumb looks, one button does the rest.