Impulse Court

Five jurors argue over your cart: the Prosecutor, the YOLO Attorney, the Accountant, Future You, and the Reseller. The verdict comes stamped. Disagree? Appeal.

Type what you want to buy and what it costs. Five jurors fight over it.

The Prosecutor brings up what you already own. The YOLO Attorney says you only live once. The Accountant works out the cost per use. Future You looks three months ahead. The Reseller checks what it's worth secondhand.

Then the verdict comes down with a red stamp. GUILTY means put it back. NOT GUILTY means buy it and be quiet. Disagree? Appeal — the Supreme Justice ends it in one sentence.

■ What else that money buys Your amount, converted into burritos, hot dogs, and hours on the clock. The number never hurts. The burritos do.

■ The Gallery Sit as a juror on someone else's trial and cast a vote.

■ Retrial Found guilty and still curious? Seven days later the court asks: "That thing — did you buy it in the end?"

■ Share the verdict Turn any verdict into a single image and send it. Whoever gets it can vote without installing anything.

— For entertainment only. This is not financial advice. The jurors and the bench are fictional, and every verdict is written by AI.