Almost Ordered

The craving passes in ~20 minutes. Fill a cart, check out for $0, watch the delivery on your Lock Screen — and keep the money. One-time unlock, no subscription.

Almost Ordered is fake food delivery: order only, never delivered. Browse shops, fill a cart, check out, and watch the delivery animation — you always pay $0, and you keep the money.

Order only. Never delivered. The full takeout ritual with none of the damage. No charges. No delivery. No real merchants or couriers.

Why not just pretend in a real delivery app? Because a real app is one tap from a real $30 order. Almost Ordered is a safe zone: the ordering feels real, the checkout is always $0, and your restraint actually gets counted.

Cravings pass. Let this one expire. Most cravings fade in about 10–20 minutes. Fill a cart, check out, then savor an immersive ~30 minute delivery with Lock Screen Live Activity and stage alerts (notification permission required) — or take the quick route.

Watch an imaginary courier actually travel A real map, a fictional route. Every order gets its own courier — a name, a ride, little status texts ("Got your order! On my way") — and ends with proof of delivery: a photo of the bag at your virtual door.

Watch your savings stack up Every fake order logs what you didn't spend. Weekly and lifetime totals stay on your iPhone. Calorie stats are optional and can be turned off in settings.

Fictional shops you can browse freely 60+ bundled demo restaurants and hundreds of dishes. Every shop is fictional — no affiliation with any real brand or delivery platform. You can even build your own shop and order from yourself.

Private by design Orders and stats stay on device. No account. No tracking. No upload.

Optional: Crave Plus — one-time purchase, no subscription A single non-consumable unlock (full stats detail, unlimited dishes in your own shop). Free users get the complete ordering ritual forever — custom address and contact included.

Contact: ericstudio@foxmail.com