Human / Not Human

Point your camera at anything for hilarious Human, Suspicious, or Not Human verdicts. 90+ funny responses, animal mode, voice announcements, and 100% on-device privacy.

Point your camera at anything. Get a verdict.

HUMAN. SUSPICIOUS. NOT HUMAN.

Human / Not Human is a camera toy with exactly one job: to look at whatever is in front of it and decide, with "total confidence", whether it qualifies as a person. It is frequently wrong. That is the appeal.

HOW IT WORKS Aim the camera. The app studies the scene and returns a verdict, a humanity percentage, and a deadpan one-liner. Then, a few seconds later, it reconsiders. You may have stopped being human while reading this.

IT JUDGES ANIMALS TOO Point it at a dog, cat, bird, or horse — it recognizes ten different animals and switches to an entirely separate set of judgments. Your pet will not be classified as human. Usually.

OVER 90 VERDICTS Every result comes with a rotating one-liner, and there are more than ninety across all outcomes. "Nice chair." "Possibly three raccoons." "Probably pays taxes." You will keep finding new ones.

IT TALKS Each verdict is announced out loud, which makes it significantly funnier in a room full of people. There is a mute button for when it stops being funny.

EVERYTHING STAYS ON YOUR DEVICE All analysis runs locally on your phone. No photos or video are ever recorded, saved, or uploaded. No account, no sign-up, no data collection. Point it at whatever you like.

A NOTE ON ACCURACY This is not a security tool, an identity checker, or a scientific instrument. It is a toy that is confidently wrong on a regular basis. Being told you are 31% human by a phone is the point, not a malfunction.

Requires camera access. Contains a banner ad.