Delulu - Situationship Check

Stop guessing. Paste the chat, get one honest number, and see every red flag and green flag behind it. No group chat poll required.

You already know. You just want to see the number.

Delulu reads your situationship the way your sharpest friend would, if your sharpest friend had no reason to be polite.

HOW IT WORKS

1. Answer six quick questions about the situation.
2. Pick screenshots of the conversation. They are read entirely on your phone; the images never leave your device.
3. Confirm we read it right, then watch the Interest Dial spin.

WHAT YOU GET

• The Interest Dial: how into you they actually appear, 0 to 100.
• Your Delulu Rating: how far your hopes have drifted from the evidence, 1 to 5.
• The Read: an honest, witty verdict about the dynamic. The dynamic, never your looks, never your worth.
• Green signals and red signals pulled from the actual texts.
• The Move: one concrete thing to do next.
• The Case File: every read you run, with their interest tracked over time.
• The Patterns library: breadcrumbing, orbiting, the 2am text, future faking, and eight more, explained properly.

Share the dial with the group chat. Argue with it. Run their chat next.

Delulu is entertainment, not therapy, counseling, or advice. No app can know what another person feels, and anyone who says otherwise is selling something. We just read the receipts.

Privacy, plainly: no accounts, no tracking, no ads. Screenshots are processed on your device, and only text you approve is sent to Cloudflare Workers AI for analysis, then discarded.

Delulu Pro unlocks full verdicts, every signal, The Move, and unlimited checks. $4.99 per week after a 3 day free trial, or $24.99 per year. Cancel anytime in Settings.

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