Poll Wars

Your side is losing a video game about your own politics. The scoreboard is live and it updates every time somebody who isn't you decides to play.

THE NATION IS KEEPING SCORE. Poll Wars is a one-thumb political-satire arcade game. Pick a side — Team Red or Team Blue — grab a caricature of your favorite (or least favorite) public figure, and grapple your way across an endless news cycle. Every swing banks a vote for your party in a live national tug-of-war. Every player, everywhere, moving one giant scoreboard. HOW TO PLAY

• HOLD to fire a grappling hook onto a passing news drone and swing.
• RELEASE to slingshot forward — and bank a vote.
• Chain your swings to build momentum and outrun the BREAKING NEWS wall closing in behind you.
• Fall behind, and the news cycle swallows you whole. Easy to learn, brutal to master. The wall never stops closing in — and the longer you survive, the faster it comes. FEATURES
• 18 parody caricatures — 9 for Team Red, 9 for Team Blue.
• A LIVE national vote counter: every run by every player moves Red vs Blue.
• Defect anytime — switch sides and fight for the other team.
• Daily rally: your first run each day banks double votes.
• Share your high score and recruit your side.
• Free to play. One thumb. Endless. Which side are you on? The nation is watching. — Political satire. All characters are parody caricatures of public figures. No affiliation, no endorsement, no real quotes — just high scores. Poll Wars is a work of comedic commentary and doe