Pour Report

Log drinks. Get roasted. The recap app for drinking culture.

Pour Report isn't a sobriety app, a recovery app, or a calorie counter. It's a beautiful, funny way to remember your nights out — no shame, no warnings, no judgment. Logging is the input. The roast is the reward.

Every night becomes a report Log a drink in a couple of taps and Pour Report writes the night up — your Last Call Report, in your pick of 17 voices (roast, tabloid, reality TV, play-by-play, brunch, astrology, and more) with three roast levels from Gentle to Extra Spicy. Name the night, tag the bar, add photos. Share it to the group chat the next morning.

Group events, one shared report Make an event for the golf trip, the bachelorette, the cruise, the birthday. Invite the crew with a link, everyone logs their own night, and their drinks merge into one shareable Event Report — group leaderboard, superlatives, the works. No accounts, no sign-ups; everyone keeps their own data on their own phone.

Find your drink in three letters A 265-drink catalog that actually knows what you drink — from Miller High Life to Fernet to THC seltzers. Type a few letters, tap a size, done. Pin favorites as one-tap Quick Pours, or log right from the Home Screen widget.

Your month and year, wrapped Swipe a story-style monthly review — busiest night, favorite drink, longest break, spending — and a cinematic Year in Review. Share a card whenever you want.

Goals, your way Set a monthly number and watch it as an old-school carnival bottle shoot, a bowling lane, a golf green, and more. Or skip goals entirely and keep just the stories — there's a quiet mode for that. You set the terms; Pour Report just shows you what's happening.

Private by design Everything stays on your device — group events merge from files you share directly, never through our servers (we don't have any). No accounts, no tracking, no data collection. Optional Apple Health sync (off by default). Export everything as CSV any time.

Curiosity over judgment. The story over the spreadsheet. Open it because it feels good.