Tooter - Fart Tracker

For too long, your greatest works have gone unrecorded. Unscored. Unappreciated. Tooter is here to change that.

Tooter is the world's first serious* fart-tracking platform: a dignified home for recording, analyzing, archiving, and sharing your most impressive emissions. (*Not actually serious.)

RECORD YOUR TOOT Tap one big red button and let it rip. A live power meter and real-time waveform capture every nuance, while a supportive on-screen coach gently reminds you: don't strain yourself. Safety first.

IMPORT A TOOT Caught a legendary one elsewhere? Import any audio clip and run it through the full analysis suite. No moment of greatness left behind.

TRIM YOUR TOOT Drag the handles to clip the perfect take. Preview your selection, shave off the awkward run-up, and isolate the masterpiece before committing it to science.

THE COURIC SCALE This is where the magic happens. Every toot is measured across five rigorous metrics: Duration, Peak Power, Average Power, Variance, and Burst Count. From that data, Tooter calculates your official score from 0 to 10 on the Couric Scale.

Climb the ranks from a humble "Squeak" all the way to the mythical "Legendary Detonation," passing through tiers like the mighty "Mega Blaster" along the way. Every score arrives with an honest, heartfelt critique. ("Powerful and commanding. Respect the blast.")

FART ARCHIVE Your personal catalog of recorded greatness. Every toot neatly filed, timestamped, and ready to revisit whenever you need a little pick-me-up.

DAILY STREAK Consistency separates the amateur from the artist. Keep your streak alive, one toot a day.

SHARE YOUR FINEST Greatness is meant to be shared. Send your top-rated toots to friends, family, group chats, and everyone who didn't ask.

READ THE WHITEPAPER For the academically inclined, Tooter includes a full scientific whitepaper detailing the methodology behind the Couric Scale. Peer review pending.

A WORD ON ADS Most apps charge you to remove ads. Tooter is not most apps. Our optional in-app purchase lets you ACTIVATE them, because choice is a beautiful thing and so are our advertising partners. Entirely optional. Gloriously unnecessary.

Tooter is built for all ages. The humor is mild, the comedy is gentle, and the methane is plentiful.

Created with love and methane by Machinaut Studios.

Download Tooter, catalog and share your finest farts, and claim your place in the Hall of Fame. Greatness is in the air.