Life 30K Days

A darkly funny life countdown with daily fate cards, absurd challenges, and a tiny skeleton reminding you to make each day count.

Life 30K Days turns a 30,000-day lifespan into a darkly funny daily ritual. Enter your birthday, watch your remaining days count down in real time, scratch a daily fate card, rewrite fate with absurd yes-or-no choices, and work through a stack of life challenges that are part bucket list, part existential joke.

The app is designed for local, private use. There is no account system and no custom backend server. Your nickname, birthday, fate records, and challenge progress stay on your device.

Features:

• Real-time 30,000-day life countdown
• Daily scratch fate card with strange, self-aware humor
• Fate Rewrite yes-or-no ritual
• Life List challenge cards with swipe gestures
• Life Record view for completed challenges
• Shareable poster and Home Screen widgets
• One-time unlock for the full Life List

Life is short. The app is not here to optimize you. It is here to make the countdown visible, a little ridiculous, and harder to ignore.