Red Habit Tracker

You watched them hatch from an egg. Your sweet, adorable new pet. You signed the adoption certificate. You promised love, care, and a happy healthy life.

Then they took it.

Welcome to Red — the habit tracker where your routines are literally ransom.

THE DEAL A mysterious letter arrives. A polaroid. A list of "instructions." Follow your habits for 30 days and your sweet Mochi comes home safe. Miss too many, and, well…

HOW IT WORKS ▶ Hatch your pet — name them, learn their personality, sign on the dotted line like a responsible(ish) parent.

▶ Set your habits — daily or weekly, morning walks to inbox zero. Whatever you need to actually do.

▶ Check them off — each completion is a payment to The Men. Complete everything today and your pet survives the night. (Toast included. You're welcome.)

▶ Three strikes — miss a habit period and you earn a strike. Three strikes and your pet is gone. Never seen again. No take-backs, you monster.

▶ 30 days — survive the full sentence with your pet still breathing and watch them go free. Passport stamp. Confetti. You earned it.

FEATURES WORTH MENTIONING • Chat with your hostage, erm, pet — daily updates from captivity. • Reminders that escalate — gentle menace at first. Full panic by strike two. • Negotiate with The Men — swap a habit or request a pause when life gets messy. Limited per month. Choose wisely. • Family album — every pet you've raised, rescued, or… lost. Held hostage. Set free. Some never seen again. • Your data stays on your device — local-first. No account required. Your shame is your own.

WHO IS THIS FOR? People who want a habit tracker that actually makes them care. If guilt-tripping yourself hasn't worked, try guilt-tripping yourself while a kidnapped cute pet counts on you.

Hatch. Rescue. Repeat.

— The Men